That's right. I'm talking about monsters.
You may not have seen the monsters lurking in your home, but let me assure you, they are there. Let us discuss the top three types of monsters and what can be done to ensure that you and your loved ones do not become another statistic in the monster/human conflict.
- Type 1: Bathtub Monsters
- Type 2: Under the Bed Monsters
- Type 3: Closet Monsters
Please help me spread the word about the monster scourge. Let us not lose anyone else to this terrible affliction. Thank you for letting me play. Goodnight.
Monster Update 2011: Great. Now we have *this* to deal with. Will the conflict never end?!!!!!!!